At Funky Chunky Furniture, we believe the dining table is the heart of the home. Picking the right one isn’t just about measurements, it’s about choosing a handcrafted centrepiece that will be with you for years to come.
Here’s our expert guide to help you find the perfect solid wood dining table
1. Measure Your Space Carefully
Every dining room is different, so start by understanding your layout:
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Size & Movement: You’ll want at least 90cm of clearance around the table to allow chairs to slide back comfortably and people to pass by with ease.
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Fitting the Flow: Think about doors, radiators, and windows. Is there enough space to pull out chairs without blocking anything?
Top tip: Lay masking tape or paper sheets on the floor to visualise your table’s footprint. It’s a simple way to see how a table would sit in your space.
2. Pick the Right Shape for Your Room
Different rooms call for different shapes — and we’ve got a handcrafted table to suit every space:
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Rectangular Tables: The most versatile shape, perfect for longer rooms. Our Chopwell and Coleridge Dining Table are a timeless favourite
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Square Tables: Great for square rooms and cosy settings - check out our Gosforth Square Dinning Table for rustic charm.
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Round Tables: Encourage conversation and are ideal for tighter spaces - our Hunter round dinning table is perfect for a elegant industrial style.
3. Choose Solid Wood That Lasts a Lifetime
When you choose Funky Chunky Furniture, you’re investing in solid, sustainable timber — not flat-pack or veneer.
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We use sustainably sourced, chunky pine
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Every table is handcrafted by our skilled team in the North East of England.
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Want a specific look? We offer a range of finishes from Rustic Oak to Walnut to suit your home’s character.
Unlike mass-produced pieces, our furniture is built to withstand everyday use — from kids’ homework to Sunday roasts.
4. Consider Seating & Sizing
We offer sizes from 2-seaters to 10+ seaters
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Benches: A fantastic space-saver that tucks away neatly — our matching dining benches are designed to slot under the table perfectly.
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Chairs: Pair your table with our metal cross-back or upholstered dining chairs for added comfort and style.
Need help choosing? Just ask — we’re happy to recommend table and bench combos that work for your lifestyle and layout.
5. Match Your Style – Rustic, Industrial, or Classic
At Funky Chunky Furniture, every piece is made with character. Whether you’re going for:
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Farmhouse Cosy – Think thick tops, traditional legs, and warm tones.
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Industrial Cool – Our steel-legged tables like the Ouseburn add modern edge.
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Minimal & Contemporary – Clean lines with natural finishes make our simpler ranges shine.
You can personalise some pieces with your choice of colour and leg style, making each table truly yours.
6. Budget for Quality that Pays Off
While flat-pack options may look good on day one, nothing compares to the feel and longevity of real wood furniture. Our dining tables are an investment — built to last and guaranteed to be part of your family’s story.
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Free UK delivery on orders over £100
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Made to order, just for you
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Finishing samples available so you can order with confidence
7. See Before You Buy
Still deciding? Order free wax finish samples to see our colours and textures in your own home. Or visit our website to browse customer photos — real homes, real tables, real families.
Ready to Find Your Forever Table?
Our dining tables aren’t just furniture — they’re future heirlooms. Handcrafted with love, designed to last, and perfect for bringing people together.
